Another day in paradise

Every week I come home to find Sam has either broken a limb, scraped his knees and face, fallen over and smashed a tooth or like today got a stonking black eye from falling off a skateboard.

He reminds me of the character in the fast show - Jesses Diets

Except he doesn’t announce his diet, he announces what he’s going to break.

“This week dad, I will be mostly jumping from the garage onto that glass in attempt to land on my skateboard, blindfolded!”